Taking a dump is the act of taking a time out to think or text in which your ass attempts to participate too.

There was, at one time in my life, a time where I had my entire life planned. I was going to graduate high school, go to college for four years, get married afterwards, and live happily ever after, to paint it in broad strokes. Well, high school happened... The rest hasn't. But I'm not sad nor bitter: plans don't always entail the best options. Sometimes the best plan is to simply not have one, or to use someone else's. God's Plan is always an excellent choice.